Jokes thread

Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Jokes thread

Post by Admin_Holden on Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:15 am

I thought I might create a jokes thread in this section...

What is the only car that can drive in water?
A fjord.

_________________
Thanks Rhys Goldfinch, you are a legend!!!



Please improve BATracer's profile if you aren't a member!

http://batracer.com/-1FrontPage.htm?A3s
avatar
Admin_Holden
The Enforcer

Number of posts : 1390
Age : 24
Location : A little further away from Melbourne now
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Holden.
What is your favorite team/driver? : Tasman is my team, JR is my driver.
Registration date : 2007-12-09

View user profile http://www.v8superchat.co.nr (WELL DUH!)

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by fordman6 on Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:34 am

Admin_Holden wrote:I thought I might create a jokes thread in this section...

What is the only car that can drive in water?
A fjord.

Ha ha ha, quite the jokester aren't you?

do you know the real use for a 7.0L LSwhatever?

an anchor! Razz

302kw from a 5.4L and HSV HAS to go 6.0L to get 307... Razz

Ci ain't the only way to get Kw / Nm...
avatar
fordman6
Formerly Admin_Ford
Formerly Admin_Ford

Number of posts : 958
Age : 24
Location : Bathurst
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Ze mighty Blue Oval! Ja!
Registration date : 2007-12-16

View user profile http://www.v8superchat.co.nr

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by --->Da[V]id<--- on Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:33 am

Ford aren't any better themselves, they need big BOSS engines to compete with the LS2's.
avatar
--->Da[V]id<---
Fan Club President
Fan Club President

Number of posts : 713
Age : 23
Location : Melbourne
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Holden
Registration date : 2007-12-16

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by fordman6 on Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:41 am

--->David<--- wrote:Ford aren't any better themselves, they need big BOSS engines to compete with the LS2's.

Plz enlighten me how a 5.4L is BIG compared to a 6.0L?...
avatar
fordman6
Formerly Admin_Ford
Formerly Admin_Ford

Number of posts : 958
Age : 24
Location : Bathurst
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Ze mighty Blue Oval! Ja!
Registration date : 2007-12-16

View user profile http://www.v8superchat.co.nr

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by fordman6 on Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:48 am

arh, cool down actually! don't make me close this thread!

*yes boss* lol!
avatar
fordman6
Formerly Admin_Ford
Formerly Admin_Ford

Number of posts : 958
Age : 24
Location : Bathurst
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Ze mighty Blue Oval! Ja!
Registration date : 2007-12-16

View user profile http://www.v8superchat.co.nr

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by T.A on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:40 pm

Admin_Holden wrote:I thought I might create a jokes thread in this section...

What is the only car that can drive in water?
A fjord.


I don't get it.....
avatar
T.A
Team Fan Club Member
Team Fan Club Member

Number of posts : 470
Age : 24
Location : Kanwal
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Ford
Registration date : 2007-12-21

View user profile http://www.tadesigns.v8supercarsfangroup.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by Admin_Ford on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:44 pm

A girl is out doing her shopping, when she is stopped at the checkout by a guy behind her. 'You're single, aren't you?' The guy said. The girl replies 'Yes....' but sees nothing in her shopping that suggests that she is single. 'How did you know?' She asked. 'Because you're ugly.' The guy replies. lol!
avatar
Admin_Ford
Formerly Hoppeduppeanut
Formerly Hoppeduppeanut

Number of posts : 413
Age : 25
Location : Bathurst (Pretty dam close to it anyway)
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : The big F!
Registration date : 2007-12-19

View user profile http://au.youtube.com/sherlockholmeboy

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by Admin_Holden on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:46 pm

T.A wrote:
Admin_Holden wrote:I thought I might create a jokes thread in this section...

What is the only car that can drive in water?
A fjord.


I don't get it.....
A fjord is a Norwegian river.

_________________
Thanks Rhys Goldfinch, you are a legend!!!



Please improve BATracer's profile if you aren't a member!

http://batracer.com/-1FrontPage.htm?A3s
avatar
Admin_Holden
The Enforcer

Number of posts : 1390
Age : 24
Location : A little further away from Melbourne now
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Holden.
What is your favorite team/driver? : Tasman is my team, JR is my driver.
Registration date : 2007-12-09

View user profile http://www.v8superchat.co.nr (WELL DUH!)

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by T.A on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:49 pm

OOOOhhh........Hahaha! Hahahaha! I still don't get it......oh wait.....nope, not happening....don't worry, I should get it someday.

That ugly chick one was verr verr funny! Funny funny laugh times!

_________________
avatar
T.A
Team Fan Club Member
Team Fan Club Member

Number of posts : 470
Age : 24
Location : Kanwal
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Ford
Registration date : 2007-12-21

View user profile http://www.tadesigns.v8supercarsfangroup.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by --->Da[V]id<--- on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:50 pm

Hoppeduppeanut wrote:A girl is out doing her shopping, when she is stopped at the checkout by a guy behind her. 'You're single, aren't you?' The guy said. The girl replies 'Yes....' but sees nothing in her shopping that suggests that she is single. 'How did you know?' She asked. 'Because you're ugly.' The guy replies. lol!

That's a good one. JOKE OF THE DAY!

_________________
avatar
--->Da[V]id<---
Fan Club President
Fan Club President

Number of posts : 713
Age : 23
Location : Melbourne
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Holden
Registration date : 2007-12-16

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by Admin_Holden on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:51 pm

And fjord is pronounced like Ford!

_________________
Thanks Rhys Goldfinch, you are a legend!!!



Please improve BATracer's profile if you aren't a member!

http://batracer.com/-1FrontPage.htm?A3s
avatar
Admin_Holden
The Enforcer

Number of posts : 1390
Age : 24
Location : A little further away from Melbourne now
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Holden.
What is your favorite team/driver? : Tasman is my team, JR is my driver.
Registration date : 2007-12-09

View user profile http://www.v8superchat.co.nr (WELL DUH!)

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by T.A on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:52 pm

Now I get it. Don't you hate it when you have to explain jokes!

_________________
avatar
T.A
Team Fan Club Member
Team Fan Club Member

Number of posts : 470
Age : 24
Location : Kanwal
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Ford
Registration date : 2007-12-21

View user profile http://www.tadesigns.v8supercarsfangroup.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by Admin_Holden on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:53 pm

Yeah.

Here's one you'll get T.A:

What do Russians use to wipe their face?

A soviet!

_________________
Thanks Rhys Goldfinch, you are a legend!!!



Please improve BATracer's profile if you aren't a member!

http://batracer.com/-1FrontPage.htm?A3s
avatar
Admin_Holden
The Enforcer

Number of posts : 1390
Age : 24
Location : A little further away from Melbourne now
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Holden.
What is your favorite team/driver? : Tasman is my team, JR is my driver.
Registration date : 2007-12-09

View user profile http://www.v8superchat.co.nr (WELL DUH!)

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by T.A on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:55 pm

I get that one!

_________________
avatar
T.A
Team Fan Club Member
Team Fan Club Member

Number of posts : 470
Age : 24
Location : Kanwal
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Ford
Registration date : 2007-12-21

View user profile http://www.tadesigns.v8supercarsfangroup.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by T.A on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:55 pm

A clown goes to the doctor and says, "I feel funny."

_________________
avatar
T.A
Team Fan Club Member
Team Fan Club Member

Number of posts : 470
Age : 24
Location : Kanwal
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Ford
Registration date : 2007-12-21

View user profile http://www.tadesigns.v8supercarsfangroup.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by Admin_Holden on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:56 pm

Let's hope he is!

_________________
Thanks Rhys Goldfinch, you are a legend!!!



Please improve BATracer's profile if you aren't a member!

http://batracer.com/-1FrontPage.htm?A3s
avatar
Admin_Holden
The Enforcer

Number of posts : 1390
Age : 24
Location : A little further away from Melbourne now
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Holden.
What is your favorite team/driver? : Tasman is my team, JR is my driver.
Registration date : 2007-12-09

View user profile http://www.v8superchat.co.nr (WELL DUH!)

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by T.A on Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:05 pm

A burglar was sneaking through a house one night when he heard the screechy words
"Jesus is watching you..."
He almost had a heart attack, he thought he was busted, but no, nothing transpired so he thought he must have just been hallucinating from the adrenaline, so he went back to relieving the owners of the house of their goods, and heard it again...
"Jesus is watching you..."
This time he shone his torch around and saw a bird who repeated
"Jesus is watching you..."
The burglar was dumb founded and vastly relieved, it wasn't the owners, it was the bird...
"...And what's you name little fella?" the burglar inquired.
"Moses" replied the bird.
"What kind of moron would name a bird Moses?" The burglar chortled in disbelief.
To which the bird replied "The same moron who named a Rottweiler Jesus..."

_________________
avatar
T.A
Team Fan Club Member
Team Fan Club Member

Number of posts : 470
Age : 24
Location : Kanwal
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Ford
Registration date : 2007-12-21

View user profile http://www.tadesigns.v8supercarsfangroup.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by Admin_Holden on Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:33 pm

I could laugh all day at that!

_________________
Thanks Rhys Goldfinch, you are a legend!!!



Please improve BATracer's profile if you aren't a member!

http://batracer.com/-1FrontPage.htm?A3s
avatar
Admin_Holden
The Enforcer

Number of posts : 1390
Age : 24
Location : A little further away from Melbourne now
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Holden.
What is your favorite team/driver? : Tasman is my team, JR is my driver.
Registration date : 2007-12-09

View user profile http://www.v8superchat.co.nr (WELL DUH!)

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by Admin_Holden on Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:05 am

Here's one:

A man went to the doctors to sort out his burnt ears. The doctors ask him what happened and he says "I was doing the ironing and the phone rang and I answered the iron by mistake!" The doctor said "But you burnt both ears!" The man said "As soon as I put the iron down the phone rang again."

And another:
Policeman: Sir, you were doing 100mph.
Man: Impossible! I've been in the car for 5 minutes!

_________________
Thanks Rhys Goldfinch, you are a legend!!!



Please improve BATracer's profile if you aren't a member!

http://batracer.com/-1FrontPage.htm?A3s
avatar
Admin_Holden
The Enforcer

Number of posts : 1390
Age : 24
Location : A little further away from Melbourne now
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Holden.
What is your favorite team/driver? : Tasman is my team, JR is my driver.
Registration date : 2007-12-09

View user profile http://www.v8superchat.co.nr (WELL DUH!)

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by fordman6 on Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:53 am

you guys make me laugh....
avatar
fordman6
Formerly Admin_Ford
Formerly Admin_Ford

Number of posts : 958
Age : 24
Location : Bathurst
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Ze mighty Blue Oval! Ja!
Registration date : 2007-12-16

View user profile http://www.v8superchat.co.nr

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by T.A on Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:16 am

I love the Ears one!

_________________
avatar
T.A
Team Fan Club Member
Team Fan Club Member

Number of posts : 470
Age : 24
Location : Kanwal
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Ford
Registration date : 2007-12-21

View user profile http://www.tadesigns.v8supercarsfangroup.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by fordman6 on Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:30 am

Admin_Holden wrote:Here's one:

A man went to the doctors to sort out his burnt ears. The doctors ask him what happened and he says "I was doing the ironing and the phone rang and I answered the iron by mistake!" The doctor said "But you burnt both ears!" The man said "As soon as I put the iron down the phone rang again."

Theres a video on YouTube to go with that, Hoppa might have the link, PM hm...
avatar
fordman6
Formerly Admin_Ford
Formerly Admin_Ford

Number of posts : 958
Age : 24
Location : Bathurst
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Ze mighty Blue Oval! Ja!
Registration date : 2007-12-16

View user profile http://www.v8superchat.co.nr

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by Admin_Ford on Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:27 pm

Here you are!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=duhnv0euJTk

EDIT: Aw, for f**k sake! HTML aint working (but it works in previews, wtf?)
avatar
Admin_Ford
Formerly Hoppeduppeanut
Formerly Hoppeduppeanut

Number of posts : 413
Age : 25
Location : Bathurst (Pretty dam close to it anyway)
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : The big F!
Registration date : 2007-12-19

View user profile http://au.youtube.com/sherlockholmeboy

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by A.S.I.C on Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:42 pm

just me or the jokes just finished here on bens old forum he knows which im talking there was like what 7 pages of jokes

A.S.I.C
BANNED

Number of posts : 349
Age : 23
Location : BANNED
Registration date : 2007-12-26

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by Admin_Holden on Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:52 pm

Okay then...
Little Billy is sitting in church one day and needing to take a piss he goes to his mum and says "Mummy, I need a piss". His mum goes "Son, don't use words like that in church. Next time say whisper.
The next week Billy is again dying for a piss and he tells his dad "Daddy, I have to whisper." The father goes "Okay son, whisper into my ear..."

_________________
Thanks Rhys Goldfinch, you are a legend!!!



Please improve BATracer's profile if you aren't a member!

http://batracer.com/-1FrontPage.htm?A3s
avatar
Admin_Holden
The Enforcer

Number of posts : 1390
Age : 24
Location : A little further away from Melbourne now
Ford/Holden/Neutral? : Holden.
What is your favorite team/driver? : Tasman is my team, JR is my driver.
Registration date : 2007-12-09

View user profile http://www.v8superchat.co.nr (WELL DUH!)

Back to top Go down

Re: Jokes thread

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum